How to break up with someone
- You: Your ex is attractive.
- Partner: Which one?
- You: ME.
- You: BYEEEE
How to break up with someone
- You: Your ex is attractive.
- Partner: Which one?
- You: ME.
- You: BYEEEE
مآ أجمّل أنْ تصمتْ
فيْ ؤجهْ منْ ينتظرْ منِك الخِصَاموما أجمل أنْ تضحك
فيْ وجهْ منْ يُنتظرْ منك البكـاءْHow beautiful is it to stay silent
When someone expects you to be enraged from them.
And how beautiful it is to laugh
When someone thinks you are going to shed tears.
(Source: desertwinds, via fuck-life-im-becoming-a-nudist)
me arriving at the gates of hell
(Source: dyinglolita, via fuck-life-im-becoming-a-nudist)
send me a number
- 1: i'd fuck u hard over a table
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
(Source: bookercatch, via fuck-life-im-becoming-a-nudist)
(Source: awkwardvagina, via fuck-life-im-becoming-a-nudist)
how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS
AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS
AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS
what
(Source: madturbating, via fuck-life-im-becoming-a-nudist)
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
omg wht was the name of this show !
Apples in suits.
grapes in tuxedos
Mangoes in formal attire.
Cashews in garter belts
Watermelons in swimwear.
Peaches in G-strings
The happy holocaust
The Boys in the Striped Pajamas
The night of the living dildos
striped dicks
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
